Cain - single sided, full color, standard paper:
"Connex by Wippermann - Assembly and Operating Instruction Connex Link" - 500 8.5" X 11" copies = $45
"Thanks for ordering from Cantitoe Road on Amazon!" - 300 1/3 sheet copies = $15
"Thanks for ordering from Cantitoe Road on EBay! - 200 1/3 sheet copies = $12
"My god, this thing might actually be as tough as Wippermann says it is." 300 1/3 sheet copies = $15
"Everyone's got a presta-to-schrader adapter..." 300 1/3 sheet copies = $15
TOTAL = $102